What Would Happen If I ate catz food?

i have a hankering for some catz food.What Would Happen If I ate catz food?
It would be a CATastrophe.
You might start meowing.
fur would come out of your mouth, you'd start craving for milk and more cat food and afterwards your eyes would go adjectives slanted and yellow. oh and you would start meowing
it would probably soft spot really bad. i wouldn't recommend it.
You would grow claws and fang and a tale - incredibly sexy. lol jk
You would be your own mouse trap.
We would have to send for the fire department,because you be up a tree.
nothing would transpire I have eat some before so simply chow down.
You would try to use the litter box and your cats would get upset.
your breath would stink really desperate
nothing
Well, you may start meowing during the full moon, mark you back along EVERY dirty post and may go and get wood splinters in your vertebrae, start fights contained by the alley, budge dumpster diving and last but not lowest, start humping every female subtle along the way!
the lone way to answer the ask is to do it!